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Tourist Trap (1979) Review
The iconic Chuck Connors stars as an isolated lunatic in the somewhat surreal Tourist Trap, in which a group of young friends are terrorized by his telekinetic ability to animate…
Hide and Go Shriek Review (1988)
Eight kids have graduated high school and now they are partying inside a furniture store (what?). While the employees are closing the store for the day, one of them…
Dead Snow (2009)
Supernatural nazi zombies rise from the snow when awakened by a group of vacationers in a secluded cabin. Dead Snow's self-awareness is blatant, as it clearly references classic horror, presents…
Pot in Horror: Cabin in the Woods (2012)
it's also a telescope, they didn't show it. and that is a Volvo station wagon from like 1986.
Pot in Horror: Friday the 13th (1980)
This is the first in a series, which will then all be compiled and possibly result in a so-called top 10.Jack (Kevin Bacon) in Friday the 13th. This quick kill…
Hard Candy 2005 Review
No hard candy. No one said "hard candy" either. An extremely androgynous teenage girl overworks her introspective speeches and knows more than she should, including how to perform a castration.…
Hatchet II (2010)
A survivor of the first Hatchet has the urge to immediately return to the New Orleans swamp-forest--where maniac semi-spirit Victor Crowley dwells--to retrieve remains of her relatives that were slayed…
Diary of the Dead (2007)
It's sad that George Romero, responsible for some of the best zombie films in history, is behind the horrific failure that is Diary of the Dead. This modern day garbage…