The Woman in Black (2012)
kenyonThe Woman in Black(2012) Lead character Arthur Kipps has got some balls. Even more so, some GUTS. He sticks around a remote U.K village in the early 1900s to investigate…
Grave Encounters (2011)
Grave Encounters (2011) The very promising trailer for Grave Encounters has a scene where a girl's face instantly turns demonic. That alone is enough to reel someone in, hoping to…
See No Evil (2006)
See No Evil (2006) Typical slash trash, but note that it "stars" Kane from WWE. In the weeks prior to its release, the WWE was promoting this and had Kane…
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) At this camp, nearly everyone is mean, insensitive and/or dumb. And i mean BRAINDEAD. For example, a character sees a sharp wooden spear poke through…
Headless Eyes (1971)
Headless Eyes (1971) Weirdo artist tries to steal a girl's money. After she gouges his eye out with a spoon, he is now obsessed with doing the same to random…
Quick Cut: Piranha II: the Spawning (1982)
The piranhas have mutated into flying piranhas. Lance Henriksen (Aliens, Pumpkinhead) highlights the cast, who is directed by James Cameron (!) for his first feature film. Spawning is slow-moving for…
Quick Cut: Bloody Murder (1999)
Low budget slasher that blatantly rips-off the most basic stories (guy with hockey mask terrorizing people at a camp, sound familiar?). While the potential victims speculate on who is the…
They [aka Invasion from Inner Earth] (1974)
They (1974) The cheapest of cheap effects (smoke bombs), non-existent action and excessive talking from the main characters is what this abomination of film making relies on. Providing little to…
Spasms (1982)
Spasms (1982) A wealthy man is obsessed with resurrecting the spirit of a giant demon snake. It's just something he has to do. Peter Fonda's character and the man's neice…