Quick Cut: Bloody Murder (1999)
kenyonLow budget slasher that blatantly rips-off the most basic stories (guy with hockey mask terrorizing people at a camp, sound familiar?). While the potential victims speculate on who is the…
They [aka Invasion from Inner Earth] (1974)
They (1974) The cheapest of cheap effects (smoke bombs), non-existent action and excessive talking from the main characters is what this abomination of film making relies on. Providing little to…
Spasms (1982)
Spasms (1982) A wealthy man is obsessed with resurrecting the spirit of a giant demon snake. It's just something he has to do. Peter Fonda's character and the man's neice…
The Cavern (2005)
The Cavern (2005) Ruined by unlikeable characters and a ludicrous ending, the Cavern sets a new low for horror set in the underground. A group of adventurers, whose passion for…
Live Animals (2008)
Live Animals (2008) The cover for this indie has a review byte that boasts "fans of Saw and Hostel will cheer". Well, first it's nothing at all like Saw. Second,…
Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)
moviesleftfordeadBlood Sucking Freaks (1976) Misleading title and cover--there is only one freak that does any sucking and it's only one scene. The original title was actually The Incredible Torture Show,…
Vacancy 2: the First Cut (2009)
Vacancy 2: the First Cut (2009) The first Vacancy--which, unlike this typical prequel, actually had a theatrical release--was set at a hotel where three sickos film their own killings of…
The Car (1977)
The Car (1977) "The car, he's in here!" HE! i love you car. You are so smart you were able to get inside that guy's garage. You are so much…
Magic (1978)
Magic (1978) Ventriloquist dummies are creepy, and a young Anthony Hopkins and his dummy Fats more than fulfill that notion. Sort of a twist on Psycho and other movies with…