Hide and Go Shriek Review (1988)
kenyonEight kids have graduated high school and now they are partying inside a furniture store (what?). While the employees are closing the store for the day, one of them…
Pot in Horror: Cabin in the Woods (2012)
it's also a telescope, they didn't show it. and that is a Volvo station wagon from like 1986.
Pot in Horror: Friday the 13th (1980)
This is the first in a series, which will then all be compiled and possibly result in a so-called top 10.Jack (Kevin Bacon) in Friday the 13th. This quick kill…
Hard Candy 2005 Review
No hard candy. No one said "hard candy" either. An extremely androgynous teenage girl overworks her introspective speeches and knows more than she should, including how to perform a castration.…
Hatchet II (2010)
A survivor of the first Hatchet has the urge to immediately return to the New Orleans swamp-forest--where maniac semi-spirit Victor Crowley dwells--to retrieve remains of her relatives that were slayed…
Diary of the Dead (2007)
It's sad that George Romero, responsible for some of the best zombie films in history, is behind the horrific failure that is Diary of the Dead. This modern day garbage…
Cube Zero (2009)
First cube is gold, second cube (a "hyper" cube) is garbage. Third cube falls in between. But more towards garbage. In the first Cube there was no outside view of…
Hostel III (2011)
There were some great ideas in Hostel III. If only they were executed more professionally. And if only this whole thing wasn't so dopey. It was foretold on the dvd…
The Collector (2009)
The torture is grisly and the story provides reasonable suspense, but the Collector is so short on the motives of, well, the collector. A man who is desperate to save…
Hatchet (2006)
Somewhat self-aware though terribly goofy, Hatchet is set in the swamps near New Orleans, where a "ragtag" tourist group falls victim to Victor Crowley, a disfigured maniac that is easy…