Dead Snow (2009)
moviesleftfordeadSupernatural nazi zombies rise from the snow when awakened by a group of vacationers in a secluded cabin. Dead Snow's self-awareness is blatant, as it clearly references classic horror, presents…
Cube Zero (2009)
kenyonFirst cube is gold, second cube (a "hyper" cube) is garbage. Third cube falls in between. But more towards garbage. In the first Cube there was no outside view of…
The Collector (2009)
The torture is grisly and the story provides reasonable suspense, but the Collector is so short on the motives of, well, the collector. A man who is desperate to save…
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Yikes. After setting fire to a local dive bar, a rock band named Low Shoulder attempts to sacrifice Jennifer for its own selfish needs. Because she was not a virgin,…
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) Review
A disappointing follow-up to the grisly entertainment of Wrong Turn 2, this cheap piece of junk is one of the worst in the backwoods mutant category. It may have helped…
Last House on the Left (1972, 2009)
For a film that created so much controversy at the time of its release, the original Last House on the Left had a wild and corny soundtrack. A happy traveling…
Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)
Far below the rank of Pineapple Express is Half-baked. Well below Half-baked is this sorry excuse for a stoner comedy, Evil Bong 2. More like evil DUNG. Considering the very limited…
The Horde (2009)
aka La Horde (France)- Genuinely suspenseful and intense, the Horde is easily on a level with the Dawn of the Dead remake and 28 Days Later. Driven by extreme violence…
Vacancy 2: the First Cut (2009)
Vacancy 2: the First Cut (2009) The first Vacancy--which, unlike this typical prequel, actually had a theatrical release--was set at a hotel where three sickos film their own killings of…