Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) Review

kenyon Oct 15, 2013

A disappointing follow-up to the grisly entertainment of Wrong Turn 2, this cheap piece of junk is one of the worst in the backwoods mutant category. It may have helped…

Prometheus (2012)

kenyon Jun 12, 2012

"Oh look at you, c'mere, i'm not gonna hurt you, oh wow you're beautiful, c'mere baby...AHHHHH it's gonna break my arm...ahhh now it's broken!" This is roughly what a scientist,…

kenyon Apr 12, 2012

Splice (2007) This doctor couple spawn a creature in their lab. It impregnates the woman and then it f*cks the man and kills him. That's what you get you dumb…

kenyon Mar 12, 2012

The Boogens (1981) Mostly mundane in its first hour, the Boogens suffers from several pot holes. Oh my bad, i mean PLOT holes. The "monsters" keep a low profile during…

The Brain (1988)

kenyon Feb 21, 2012

What a way to go. Being eaten by an enormous alien mutant monster brain. That's some suggestive effing vore there. Hey, the brain was doing fine controlling minds until some…