The Ghoulies (1985)

kenyon Nov 25, 2012

The problem with this fantasy-horror-joke is that the ghoulies play no integral part. The underused ghoulies are summoned as minions and do the bidding of their master. Which means they…

Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

kenyon Oct 16, 2012

If there's anything redeeming about the otherwise ordinary Chernobyl Diaries, it's that it proves a film about tragic urban exploring doesn't need to be "found footage" to work. It doesn't…

kenyon May 21, 2012

Humongous (1982) Primitive maniac kills a bunch of people who are stranded on a backwoods island. Comparisions to Friday the 13th part 2 surface, but even in part 2 we…

kenyon Apr 12, 2012

Splice (2007) This doctor couple spawn a creature in their lab. It impregnates the woman and then it f*cks the man and kills him. That's what you get you dumb…

Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

kenyon Mar 23, 2012

Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) At this camp, nearly everyone is mean, insensitive and/or dumb. And i mean BRAINDEAD. For example, a character sees a sharp wooden spear poke through…

Vacancy 2: the First Cut (2009)

kenyon Feb 28, 2012

Vacancy 2: the First Cut (2009) The first Vacancy--which, unlike this typical prequel, actually had a theatrical release--was set at a hotel where three sickos film their own killings of…

April Fool’s Day (1986)

kenyon Feb 17, 2012

April Fool's Day (1986) One of several slasher films from the early 80s that uses a day of the year as a gimmick, April Fool's Day features an all-star cast…

Alien Contamination (1980)

kenyon Feb 16, 2012

Alien Contamination (aka Contamination, 1980) Hundreds of watermelon-size egg-like things have appeared in New York City. The authorities are on it, and they find out that they explode onto people…