Lunch Meat (1987)

kenyon Jul 16, 2014

Known in the VHS underworld for its rare big box, the cheap Lunch Meat stumbles with shoddy amateur camera work and off screen violence. The first half is actually (relatively)…

Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) Review

kenyon Oct 15, 2013

A disappointing follow-up to the grisly entertainment of Wrong Turn 2, this cheap piece of junk is one of the worst in the backwoods mutant category. It may have helped…

Night of the Demon (1980)

kenyon Aug 26, 2012

One of the "video nasties" banned in the U.K, Night of the Demon's originality and surrealism makes up for the comical, deadpan acting and inconsistent behavior of the "demon." Demon…

The Children (1980)

kenyon Jul 5, 2012

Despite it being a victim of the dark picture quality felled by many horror films at the time, the Children makes up for it with an original story, oddball dialogue…

moviesleftfordead Jun 1, 2012

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007) While the original Wrong Turn was a routine backwoods slasher, Dead End--featuring outspoken rock icon Henry Rollins--is actual a step up. And by a…

kenyon May 21, 2012

Humongous (1982) Primitive maniac kills a bunch of people who are stranded on a backwoods island. Comparisions to Friday the 13th part 2 surface, but even in part 2 we…

kenyon Apr 15, 2012

The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Following months of buzz and high expectations, Cabin mostly succeeds in adding fresh life to horror. Not that it's entirely horror. While making references…

Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

kenyon Mar 23, 2012

Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) At this camp, nearly everyone is mean, insensitive and/or dumb. And i mean BRAINDEAD. For example, a character sees a sharp wooden spear poke through…

Quick Cut: Bloody Murder (1999)

kenyon Mar 18, 2012

Low budget slasher that blatantly rips-off the most basic stories (guy with hockey mask terrorizing people at a camp, sound familiar?). While the potential victims speculate on who is the…